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Chaos Kitties: Botanical Mayhem – Handmade Cat Trading Cards (Blind Bag)

Chaos Kitties: Botanical Mayhem – Handmade Cat Trading Cards (Blind Bag)

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Adopt the chaos. One card at a time.

Welcome to Chaos Kitties – Drop 1: Botanical Mayhem, a nostalgic micro-run of handmade collectible trading cards that celebrate the weirdest felines your garden never asked for. Each kraft-sealed blind bag contains one randomly selected laminated cat card, featuring a botanical abomination pulled straight from your compost-fueled dreams.

🌿 Whether you’re into 90s chaos, zine-style illustrations, or you just really love cats with questionable hobbies — this drop is for you.


😼 Each set includes ONE of the following cats (randomly selected):

  • Clawver – aggressively lucky and ready to brawl
  • Petal Puke – floral mayhem in motion
  • Purrsnip – root vegetable vibes and zero regrets
  • Prickle Paws – cactus-level attitude in one scruffy menace
  • Vinecent – too many teeth and far too much chlorophyll
  • Mr. Grumps (RARE) – the Garden Executioneer (gold foil chaos unlocked)

🧾 What’s Inside:

  • 1 Chaos Kitties blind bag
  • 1 handmade laminated trading card (random character)
  • A chance to pull the rare holographic Mr. Grumps
  • Optional collector checklist download
  • QR code link to the Chaos Log where you can track them all

🎨 Print & Packaging Details:

  • Premium laminated cardstock (matte + durability bonus)
  • Each card is hand-cut and corner-rounded
  • Packaged in a kraft blind bag with holographic label seal
  • Limited drop of 45 total cards — once they’re gone, they're compost

🐾 Perfect for fans of:

  • 80s/90s-style parody cards (Garbage Pail Kids, Wacky Packages)
  • Zine art & alternative illustration
  • Weird cats and plant-based puns
  • Nostalgia with claws

Whether you collect or trade, display or hoard, Chaos Kitties bring a splash of feral energy to any sticker wall, art shelf, or trading binder.

Read more about the collection HERE

SHIPPING POLICIES

Free shipping on all orders over $25 with code - FREESHIPPING25. Only available in the US.

International shipping coming soon.

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  • Orders are processed within 3-5 business days after payment confirmation. Custom or personalized items may require additional processing time, clearly noted in the item description.

Shipping Costs and Fees:

  • Orders include a standard $3 handling fee to cover packaging materials and processing.
  • Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on package weight and destination.

Shipping Locations:

  • We ship both within the United States and internationally. International customers are responsible for any customs duties, taxes, or fees.

Local Pick-Up:

  • Local pick-up is available upon request. Contact us directly after placing your order to arrange a convenient time.

Lost or Missing Packages:

  • Please reach out to us within 21 days of shipment for any lost or missing packages, and we'll work with you to resolve the issue promptly.

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RETURN POLICY

 

Physical Items:

  • Returns & Exchanges:
    We accept returns or exchanges of physical products within 14 days of delivery, provided items are unused, undamaged, and in their original packaging.

  • Non-Returnable Items:
    Personalized, custom-made, clearance/sale items, and gift cards cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive defective or damaged.

  • Damaged or Defective Items:
    If your order arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 5 business days of receiving your package. Include a clear description and photos of the damage so we can assist you promptly. We’ll replace the item at no additional cost or issue a full refund.

  • Return Shipping Costs:
    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the return is due to our error (such as an incorrect or defective item). Original shipping fees are non-refundable.

Digital Items:

  • Due to the nature of digital downloads, all sales of digital products (e.g., wallpapers, digital prints, digital planners, etc.) are final. Digital products cannot be returned, refunded, or exchanged.

Process for Returns:

  • To initiate a return or exchange, please contact us at help@upperroomprints.com with your order number and reason for return. We'll guide you through the process from there.

Refund Processing:

  • Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you by email and issue a refund to your original method of payment within 5-7 business days.


License Info

All artwork and patterns included are for PERSONAL USE only.  You may not sell/redistribute designs in any form or by any means without express written permission from the copyright holder. Thank you for respecting the artist's hard work and legal copyrights.

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