Chaos Kitties – Drop 1: Botanical Mayhem
The plants are not okay. Neither are the cats.
Welcome to Chaos Kitties, a handmade, first-edition micro run of chaotic collectible cat cards. This drop features six unique felines with deeply questionable personalities and one thing in common: plant-based mischief.
Every card is:
- Hand-illustrated
- Cut and laminated by me (Linnie, hi)
- Packaged and sealed in-house
Only 45 cards exist in this drop. That’s it. Five standard characters. Two rares. No reprints. No factory. No chill.
Once they’re gone, they’re gone.
🌿 What’s Inside This Micro Run
6 designs total
41 standard cards (5 designs × 6 each)
4 rare cards (2 design × 2 copies)
1 bonus 5x7 print (limited quantity)
Each card is blind-packaged in a kraft envelope and sealed with a sticker. You won’t know who you’re getting until you open it. That’s part of the chaos.
😼 The Cats of Botanical Mayhem
🐾 Clawver
Tangled in clover. Possibly cursed. Definitely judging you.
Likes biting bubble mailers.
🌵 Prickle Paws
A cactus in a cat’s body. Will scream if overwatered.
Has a long history of knocking things off shelves. And ledges. And feelings.
🌸 Petal Puke
Allergic to literally everything, including herself.
Sneezes flowers. We’ve stopped cleaning it up.
🌿 Vinecent
Botanist. Occasional vine demon.
Glowing eyes are a known side effect of houseplants.
🥕 Purrsnip
Root cellar gremlin. Defends her parsnips like ancient treasure.
Eats paper. Has never paid rent.
✨ Mr. Grumps the Garden Executioner (Rare)
Pruning shears. Gardening apron. Eternal scowl.
Only 4 cards exist. You probably won’t get him but wouldn’t it be fun to try?
🎁 Bonus: Tomcato Print (5x7 & A4)
Tomato on his head. Rage in his heart.
Included as a bonus while supplies last.
Get the cuteness
📏 Specs & Stuff
- Trading card size: 2.5" x 3.5"
- All cards are laminated for durability (and drama)
- Blind-packaged in kraft envelopes
- Handmade, micro-batch, absolutely ridiculous
🛒 Shop the Drop →
Once sold out, this collection will never return.
📇 Collector Checklist (Free Download)
Want to track your pulls or display who you’ve collected so far?
Download the Chaos Kitties Drop 1: Botanical Mayhem collector card — a free, printable checklist featuring all six characters and space to mark off your collection.
🧷 Behind the Chaos
I make each card at home with a printer, laminator, scissors, and my own two slightly tired hands. This is a passion project, designed to be collected, gifted, hoarded, or traded (with consent).
This is Drop 1 of Chaos Kitties. If you’re holding one of these cards, you’re holding part of a very tiny, very weird little run.
Thanks for being here. Chaos appreciates it.